Song of the King
Pharaoh:
Pharaoh is in the building!!!
Well, I was wanderin´along the banks of the river
When seven fat cows came outta the Nile
Ah-ha-ah, oh yeah
Bop-shoo-woddy-wah-bop
Bop-shoo-woddy-wah
And right behind these fine, healthy animals
Seven other cows that were skinny and vile, oh yeah
Bop-shoo-woddy-wah-bop
Bop-shoo-woddy-wah
And then the thin cows ate the fat cows
Which I thought would do´em good, ha-ha-oh
Bop-shoo-woddy-wah-bop
Bop-shoo-woddy-wah
Oh, yeah
Although, it didn´t make´em fatter like I thought
A monster supper should
Bop-shoo-woddy-wah-bop
Bop-shoo-woddy-wah
Oh, no
Because the thin cows were as thin
As they had ever, ever, ever, been
Domm-bah Doom-bah Doom-bah Doom bah
Oh, this dream has got me baffled
Hey, Joseph what does it mean
Now you know that Kings ain´t stupid
But I don´t have a clue
Oh, don’t you be cruel Joseph
Help me now I beg of you
I was standin´doin´nothing in a field out of town
When I saw seven beautiful ears of corn, ah-ha-oh
Bop-shoo-woddy-wah-bop
Bop-shoo-woddy-wah
Oh, yeah
They were ripe they were golden
But you guessed it
Right behind´em there were seven other
Ears that were tattered and torn, ah-ha-oh
Bop-shoo-woddy-wah-bop
Bop-shoo-woddy-wah
Then the bad corn ate the good corn
And they came up from behind,
Yes, they did
Bop-shoo-woddy-wah-bop
Bop-shoo-woddy-wah
But, Joseph here´s the punch line
It´s really gonna blow your mind
Bop-shoo-woddy-wah-bop
Bop-shoo-woddy-wah
Flip your lid
Because the bad corn was as bad
As it had ever, ever, ever ever been
Doom- bah Doom-bah Doom-bah Doom-bah
Well, this dream has got me all shook up
Treat me nice, tell me what it means
Joseph:
Well, I understand the bit about the corn
But I´m not quite sure about the cows
So I was wondering if you could just
Give it to me one more time, Mr. Pharaoh man.
Please?
Pharaoh:
Let me show you how we rock and roll in Egypt
I was standin´doin´nothing in a field out of town
When I saw seven beautiful ears of corn, ah-ha-oh
Bop-shoo-woddy-wah-bop
Bop-shoo-woddy-wah
Oh, yeah
They were ripe they were golden
But you guessed it
Right behind´em there were seven other
Ears that were tattered and torn, ah-ha-oh
Bop-shoo-woddy-wah-bop
Bop-shoo-woddy-wah
And then the bad corn ate the good corn
And they came up from behind,
Yes, they did
Bop-shoo-woddy-wah-bop
Bop-shoo-woddy-wah
And now, Joseph here´s the punch line
It´s really gonna blow your mind
Bop-shoo-woddy-wah-bop
Bop-shoo-woddy-wah
This is gonna flip your lid
Because the bad corn was as bad
As it had ever, ever, ever ever been
Doom- bah Doom-bah Doom-bah Doom-bah
Well, this dream has got me all shook up
Treat me nice, tell me what it means
Hey!
Hey!
Hey, hey, hey, Joseph
Won´t you tell poor old Pharaoh
What does this crazy, crazy, crazy
Crazy dream means
Oh, yeah